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Blonde Visits Shrink

2009-09-05T04:48:00.000-07:00

A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist.

Blonde: "I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they never reach me."

Psychiatrist: "Don't you have a phone in your car??"

Blonde: "That was a little too expensive, so i did the next best thing. I put a mailbox in my car."

Psychiatrist: "Uhh...how's that working?? =)"

Blonde: "Actually, i haven't gotten any letters yet."

Psychiatrist: "And why do you think that is?"

Blonde: "I figured it's because when i'm driving around, my zip code keeps changing."

LAME!(COLD)

2009-09-03T04:05:00.000-07:00

To: 4ST1 eh Cacing ==

2009-08-02T05:03:00.000-07:00

lemaa..

YIN CHING!!

STOP CLICKING MY MSN!!

I DON'T KNOW WHY EVERYTIME U

CLICK ME

I'LL STRAIGHT DC -.-

AND I THINK..

IT'S THE END laa, thanks. =P

25/7/09 - KDU college

2009-07-27T00:36:00.000-07:00

Saturday, went KDU college for the Game Design Competiton =D

our school, 4teams joined the competition

before the comp starts, we went..

KDU's toilet -.- played around there for half an hour!!

In the canteen..

met DANZITY crew~!!! aww~

erm, ah kit & pei jian's eye-to-eye contact

WAhaha! caught heng seng hiding an ice-cream! x)

looking at..?? O.o

(entau-ba no.1)

(entau-ba no.2)

oi u 2 entau-baS,need so fierce mah?

headmaster (number 5!!)

nice angle! hahahas

The graffity competition also held there.

our school's~

didn't take those photo that we're designing the game, lack of time! =) okay straight to the end, lols prize giving time~

guess what? Alvin and i get the first prize!!hahaha
p/s: (sipek am gong de alvin)

after the competition finished, play in the toilet again! lame...

teehees~!

-untitled-

2009-06-26T23:43:00.000-07:00

昨天的教師節。。我們班幾乎把老師給逼瘋了。。
老師一進班，我們直接喊“出去啦!!”
害得我們還要自己請老師進來。。==
本來當天要帶照相機去學校，卻忘記它沒電了。。
真掃興！
吃到一半, “踏腳車”突然走進來。。

kun sheng: "entao 的校長你終于來了！！"
ah beh: "kun sheng 你不要再將騙話了拉！！"

校長聼了，笑了一下就離開了。。可悲+直接啊!!!
教師節結束之后，別人都在收拾垃圾，我們班卻。。。
在向樓上的班丟冰塊！！！哈哈！！

由於星期六是補課，大家都 pakat 不要來。。
剩幾支“反骨仔”來學校。。
放學之后，我們班的門前突然多了一張紙:

東主有喜，
27號放假一天！
==

transformer 2!

2009-06-24T06:45:00.000-07:00

Just finish watching transformer 2 in Qb xD
Went with ch'ng yang and jia yi..

the desceptions..haha

an "old-timed" deception combined with optimus!! cool huh!!

i saw this cute little robot!!!!

this is cool~!!

and......

she's HAWT!!!!!!! x))

even bumblebee thinks she's hot~ xD

this is a very very very nice and exciting movie..

can't wait to watch it again~ hahaha

Tagged =D

2009-06-21T04:52:00.000-07:00

THE ONE AND ONLY CLASS..

3 day trip =)

2009-06-15T03:24:00.000-07:00

4/6/09
Went Perak for white water rafting, around Gua Tempurung there,
Quite fun & exciting sport..hahas

and i get a cert too~!!!

can't really believe Perak still have such a beautiful places..

hehes..my cert~

nice view huh? hahaha
went back to my dad's car,next stop..
genting~teehees

inside car, 开始玩自拍..

peace =D

old pictures..haha
old twisties!!! LOL

After about 3hours, finally reach our destination..

still day-dreaming inside the lift @.@

5/6/09

Went genting outdoor..

and my sis wants me to play this!! OMFG

(他妈的!!我发誓不会再去坐这种死鬼东西!!)

吓到我腿软!!

retarded 0.o

oink oink~

Went back on 6/6/09

didn't take much picture..all these took with handphone

sad -.-

This pic is just put for fun..tak berkaitan with my trip =X

金钱帝国

2009-06-07T21:39:00.000-07:00

6/6/09,
Went queens with ling hoe, xiao tian, yen wei, wan lyn and her friend
在此推荐!...金钱帝国
一部关于香港贪污帝国的震撼黑幕..
I Corrupt All Cops..haha aka ICAC
18pl o..真得非常暴力哦..
可是这部戏的结局不是很好..坏人跑到国外就没被捉了.. = =
went infinity after that, had lunch around mamak stall there..
建议：不要去那边！要等很久才能吃..

看了lh 和他的哥哥玩一盘dota之后就回家了
只能说一个英文字："pro!" haha

Come See!! IMBA SF~

2009-05-31T23:26:00.000-07:00

27/5/09 Nam哥 birthday

2009-05-28T23:22:00.000-07:00

Today's our Nam哥 birthday,went to celebrate in MacD..
celeb during the exam week..haha!

playing RUBBERS after exam..=.=

(everyone closed their eyes..nice shot huh?)

the way to our destination,MacD!

p/s: Khor Kok Jian remember copy this!!!!
ur "MIKU"!!!!

=.= "french-fries tower" made by daniel and tak shun

[front: faiz, chun khang][back: zhen fan, ting yik]

nixon, me at the back o.o

OMG! really longggggg finger nails!!

family, haha!

nixon, faiz, me

again..

ah kit!!! showing off his breakdance xD
went out of MacD, going back school

suddenly..RAIN!! wtf..

at the playground
dirty shoes..haha =P
8 wet guys @.@

faiz

ting yik

wei haw

chun khang

birthday boy Nam哥
daniel

ah kit

p/s: Happy Birthday Hoong Nam!

Mr. Choong

2009-05-14T03:10:00.000-07:00

This post is specially made for our form teacher Choong W.L.
I can't put his full name, he'll go and tell my parents!!

I'M SO SCARD!!

Yesterday, he was fuckin pissed at me because i scolded him in front of my classmates..
After that, he took out that BUKU PEMANTAUAN and demerit me..haha (every Chung Ling teachers will do that if they can't do anything to the students xP)
Then he called my dad..in the morning..(idiot, who will wake up so early in the morning dude? use your bitchy ass to think la..)

And he said that he wanna go my dad's shop, to report what i've done in school?
"SRI SAUJANA"..hE said it loudly so that everyone can hear it, but in the end? didn't come..why? SCARD? no GUTS!? Ohya i almost forget u are a guy without A DICK! am i right?haha come la, u think i'll scared because of that?

Oh by the way, yeah i did take some pic with dogs..SO? is that your business? I don't know where or who the fuck that told u that, u think it's fun to tell ppl's private things to everyone? Very funny huh!?

p/s: Teachers Day coming right? MR. Choong, let me tell u something..something that obviously shown in this class, we WON'T appreciate those USELESS things that u thought us in this five months.

WANNA GET IN TROUBLE WITH ME? SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!ASSHOLE

TaGGeD!

2009-05-07T04:49:00.000-07:00

tagged by: L MeI ChEe =D

Dear Tasha. I don’t really know how to tell you this, but Our horoscope doesn't match. I think I realized it when I tripped on sesame seeds Under a state of trance and I saw you Ignore My best friend. I’m sure you’re Frostbitten enough to understand That Santa does'nt exist. I’m returning Your ring to you, but I’ll keep Your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I Will tell the authorities about Our friendship.Good luck on your short-term leave from jail.

Chong Yik -p/s: You are so lifeless,Tiny nipples.

LOL! funny. xD

Dear (the last person who left a comment on your blog).I don’t really know how to tell you this, but ___1___.I think I realized it when ___2______3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I’m sure you’re ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I’m returning ___8___ to you, but I’ll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.___12___.-Your name-P/S: You are so lifeless, ___13___.

1. What’s the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’ll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You’re a pervert
Yellow - I’m selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You’re a loser
Other - I’m in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - your dwarf bit me
April - I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - you put cuffs on me
July - I threw up
August - I saw the shrunken head
September - we skinny dipped
October - I quoted Santa
November - your dog ran amok
December - I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women’s clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What’s the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What’s the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United’s goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I’ve felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa does'nt exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we’re cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I’m allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyed - That I’m open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What’s the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David’s tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

13. What is your favorite activities when hanging out with mates?
Gathering for drinks - Ugly pig
Foosball - Silly duck
Shopping - French kisser
Dulging for food - Cranky banana
Movies - Smelly armpits
Snacks - Horny wolf
Snooker - Tiny nipples
Bowling - Sexy grandmother
Outdoor activities - Vain pot
Having a long talk - Nose plucker
Taking pictures - Dumb bitch
Other - Burn yourself

Im tagging:
EVERYONE IN MY BLOG XD

CLHS Dota League

2009-05-02T00:09:00.000-07:00

CLHS Dota League is COMING SOON!!
this league is ONLY for Chung Ling High School students
For those who wants to take part in the competition please visit:
http://clhsdotaleague.forumotion.com

Clhs Dota League of Rules And Regulation
Venue:Garena platform (Room will decided soon)
Game Version : v6.59d or the latest bug free version
Competition Method : 5 vs 5
Game Mode : Captain Mode
Structure : League
Match Length : Until a winner is decided
Match Winner : The team that completely destroys the opponent’s Ancient or if the opponent Team surrenders

GENERAL RULES
Backdooring:
- Backdooring is allowed

Sharing of Items:
- Sharing of items is allowed as long as the game permits. It is not allowed to suicide to pass Rapier.

Item Restrictions:
- There are no item restrictions

Abuses & Exploitation:
** Hero Trapping (Warning or Game Loss):
Intentionally trapping enemies into trees or holes is not allowed.

** Pause/Resume Abuse (Warning or Game Loss): You may pause at the beginning of the game for tunneling the host and to wait everyone to arrive (maximum of 3 minutes). If the 3 minutes passed, then you must resume and do the hero drafts.
From this point on pausing without any valid reason is disallowed. Resuming the game without the other team confirming that they are ready is not allowed either. Teams that are constantly pausing or resuming to ruin the game will receive a game loss. If someone pauses the game without a valid reason will receive a warning.

** Creep Blocking (Warning or Game Loss):
Creep blocking permanently is not allowed but creep slowing/delay or luring is allowed. It is not allowed to block creeps with the help of spells, such as fissure, sprout etc. it is only allowed to use the hero model to intercept with creeps (accidental blocks are okay, as long as the fissure - for example - was directed at an opposing hero).

** Base Entrance Blocking (Warning or Game Loss):
It not allowed to block the base entrance for defensive purpose with the help of spells, such as fissure (accidental blocks are okay, as long as the fissure - for example - was directed at an opposing hero)

*** Bugs Exploitation (Warning, Game Loss or Disqualification):
No Exploitation of any known old or new bug discovered during game play. No excuses will be entertained. Ignorance is not an excuse. Participants/Teams are expected to know what these bugs are. Participants/teams that experience any abnormal game play are advised to inform the marshal on duty immediately.
Definition of bugs?:
- Anything abnormal which will give a player/team an unfair advantage.
- Anything which will cause interruption/fatal error to the game.

Cheating (Disqualification):
Any kind of cheat is strictly prohibited. Warkeys/Dotakeys are allowed.

** The game has to be played till the end in any situations and the replay/screens be sent to the Admins for investigation.

*** If the game did not crash, then the game has to be played till the end and the replay be sent to the Admins for investigation.

2.2 DISCONNECTIONS:

Teams are persuaded to save their games frequently during a match in order to compensate for disconnections (every 10th ?15th minutes)

Disconnect before the first hero has been killed: match load from the save if exists.
In case there is not a save after the ban/pick process: teams must take a screenshot with open scoreboard or save the replay, the match has then to be remarked in p mode with the same heroes/lanes.

Disconnect after the first hero has been killed:
a) If a save game has been made within the last 10 minutes, then consult the rule below. If not then the game continues without the disconnected player.
b) If the game was saved less than 10 minutes before the disconnection of a player, then the game has to be reloaded unless:
- the team losing their player wants to continue without a reload
- the other team destroyed at least one rax and they wish to continue
- If team 1 have killed 5+ heroes more than team 2 during the time from the last save game and the disconnection, then the disconnect is in the favor of team 1 which may choose whether to continue the match or remake from the save game. For example: at the time of the save game the score is 35-35 and at the time of the disconnection the score is 42-37 for team 1
An Aegis counts for 1 kill
A tower counts for 3 kills when calculating this, down.

If neither team is in advantage then an admin should be consulted, unless teams can agree to a decision by themselves.

If the players or the host pulled off, then there will be consequences of that action.

If a disconnected player is not able to be present within 20 minutes, games should go on without him.

Both teams have the right to request a save after big team collisions and when at least one building was destroyed.

After a remake all players have to pick the same heroes as before, buy the same items and must go to the same starting lane. On initial creep contact, the players may change their lanes

If the same player disconnects more than 2 times, then the opposing team may chose to continue the match without him (the opposite team is allowed to continue without the disconnected player starting form the 3rd disconnection).

It is allowed to use a disconnected hero, but it is not possible to give his items to other players. The items may either stay on the disconnected hero, or be sold so the money is dispersed among the remaining players. Consumables are allowed to use up.

Whenever there's a problem that you can't decide just by reading the rules, then always contact one of the Admins. You can contact them on the tournament official IRC channel or by posting in the tournament forum section.
In case of dispute without reasonable proofs, game has to be replayed.

3. PENALTIES AWARDED:

Player Warning: after a warning is given, the game goes on. If a player accumulates 2 warnings during a tournament, he will be banned to play the next game. If the player received his 3rd warning, he gets perm banned from the tournament.

Team Warning: if a team breaks one of the minor rules or several of its players are warned during a game, then the team receives a warning. If the team collects two warnings, then their last game where they broke the rules will be resulted as a Loss for them no matter what the in game result was. Upon receiving the third warning, the team gets disqualified from the tournament.

Game Loss: game loss given to a team means that the team loses the current game no matter what the result of that game is. A win would be awarded to the opponent instead.

Disqualifications: A team disqualified will be ejected from the tournament. They will not be able to further continue the current event. None of their players on the roster are allowed to join any other teams during the tournament. Using any of these players as ringers will result with the disqualification of the team using them.

*Note
1)Winner send replays to Oranizer( will be list soon )
2)No edited or fake map allow
3)No Others school students allow
Those disobey the rules will be disqualification or banned from League

My friend's puppy~ cute cute Milky =3

2009-04-14T04:22:00.000-07:00

幸福套餐

2009-03-04T03:54:00.000-08:00

Rules #1: 被点者请在自己的BLOG写下答案。

Rules #2: 请传给另外其他人。(至少3个)

Rules #3: 传阅人请在这时个人的留言板中，告知他/她已被点名了。

Rules #4: 这些被点名者，被点的会得到幸福，愿望立刻实现。

“幸福套餐”开始咯......

幸福套餐1
你的绰号: egg xD
年龄: 16
生日: 4月4日
星座: 白羊座
兴趣: dota、跳舞、二胡、摄影
专长: kap siao...

幸福套餐2
你有没有喜欢的人: 没有咯..
是否在交往: 没
现在幸福吗: 一点点..
如果上天给你勇气，你最想做的事是: 尝试看死的滋味..xD
如果有一天你爱的人跟你告白，你会: 没想过..

幸福套餐3
点你的人是: 宏伟
他是你的: 姐姐
他的个性: 做事都要求最好
认识他多久: 4年了
你觉得他怎样: 乐于助人、一位很好的聆听者
你想对他说什么: 继续做我的老姐吧!

幸福套餐4
最爱的节目: 屋子 = house
最爱的音乐: jazz,techno??
最爱的季节: 冬季
最爱的卡通: bleach gua..
最爱的人: 我家人
最爱的颜色: 黑, 白, 红
最爱的国家: 新加坡~
最爱的天气: 没有太阳的天

幸福套餐5
如果上天给你3个愿望：
1) $$$$(现在非常需要$!!)
2) 家人朋友都事事顺利..
3) 可以多3个愿望吗?
你是个专一的人吗: 不
最深刻的回忆: 2007 年第一次和乐团去云顶得奖的时候..
你是个很有信心的人吗: 非常没有信心
你很爱微笑吗: 爱
如果要你放弃现在的生活，你愿意吗: 不愿意
妄想什么样的生活: 没有烦恼的生活
是否横刀夺爱才是爱: 不知道..太深了..

问卷到此结束，点人者请至于被点者的留言板。
现在，我要把幸福套餐送给···
1)kong
2)文龙
3)khai yee
xDDD

A VERY PEK CEK DAY..

2009-01-17T00:49:00.000-08:00

i went garena tournament room 1..what they called (CLHS dota room) because there are only chung ling player..
then i saw VerGe- p/s: PRO!!! he chio me to go play..
so i chio potato(MiNGz), CyndiLuVu(kong) and EviL- Clan..
-Evil-Vsuckz hosted..i told him VerGe, MiNGz and CyndiLuVu wanna playy..
suddenly..

5..
4..
3..
2..
1..
zZz WTF u!

Mode: -arsp

our team:
-Evil-Ken__Witch Doctor
Me~________Blood Seeker
-Evil-Mon__Beast Master
IceZ_______Templar Assassin
pr0killerz_Clockwerk
opponent i forgot d luu..

starting witch doctor solo..woots__suan le actually i wan solo de__
me and beast took fb~ killed opponent broodmother..beast KSed me..
wth suddenly broodmother become pro! at first i dunno what happen..he killed both of us.. T.T then i know he's kong..wtf siao siao A VERY IMBA person..13mins eagle..haha

then..
more interesting things happened..first time i saw this witch doctor so pro..FIRST TIME!!!
he bought a dagon..wa so fast i still didn't hv anythings..
guess what he did (i think everyone who knows how to play will know this things about witch doctor)__curse then dagon__
when i died..(been gangbang..T.T)i saw witch doctor's going to kill people!!!
he stun..DAGON! and then curse..cool -.-
and not just once..EVERYTIME!!WTH

this is what i told him in the game..

(me) NEON.[soulz]_: Why u dagon then curse!?
-Evil-ken_________: it's the same la..
-Evil-ken_________: STIM..
NEON.[soulz]______: ...
then everybody speechless(include me)..PEK CEK!
but we still win~ nice teamwork with pr0killerz(clockwerk) =D

haiz..just like what my sifu(IMBA kong)^^ said..
u didn't go play with public, or ladder room, how are u going to improve?

Wahaha some funny + lame jokes =P

2009-01-16T06:32:00.000-08:00

蚯蚓一家这天很无聊，小蚯蚓就把自己切成两段打羽毛球去了；

蚯蚓妈妈觉得这方法不错，就把自己切成四段打麻将去了；

蚯蚓爸爸想了想，就把自己切成了肉末。蚯蚓妈妈哭着说："你怎么这么傻？切这么碎会死的！"

蚯蚓爸爸弱弱地说："……突然想踢足球。"

_____

龟兔赛跑.....兔子很快跑到前面去了......

乌龟看到一只蜗牛爬得很慢很慢.....对他说:你上来，我背你吧.....然后......蜗牛就上来了......

过了一会....乌龟又看到一只蚂蚁....对他说:你也上来吧....于是蚂蚁也上来了。

蚂蚁上来以后......看到上面的蜗牛......对他说了句:你好！你们知道蜗牛说什么吗？

蜗牛说：你抓紧点，这乌龟好快.......

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有个人一天碰到上帝，上帝突然大发善心打算给那人一个愿望......

上帝问，你有什么愿望吗？那个人想了想，听说猫都有9条命，那请您赐给我9条命吧。

上帝说：好，你的愿望实现咯。

一天，那个人闲来无聊，如说去死一死算了，反正有9条命嘛，就躺在铁轨上......

结果一辆火车开过去.....那人还是死了，这是为什么呢？因为那列火车的车厢有10节。 -.-

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话说数千年以前，无论是公狗还是母狗，他们小便时都是蹲着的，直到唐朝，事情才有了转变……

唐太宗大家听过吧！他老人家养了一对北京狗，有一次唐太宗上华山祭天，带了这一对去……

祭到一半时，母狗突然内急，于是便跑到一棵树后解决，在祭天时这是非常不敬的行为，因此惹恼了玉帝，

玉帝命令雷公打了一个雷，正好打在树上，树倒了，压死了母狗，公狗看了以后非常害怕……

从此以后，公狗每次在树下小便时，都会伸出一只脚，用力顶着树，以免树倒下来压到自己。

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Marriage Life Before and After !! xD

2008-12-21T02:53:00.000-08:00

Before marriage.
Darling here.. darling there...
After marriage.
Baling here... baling there..

Before marriage.
I die for you. . .
After marriage.
'You die, up to you. '
Lagi lama married.
You want to die? I help you!

Before marriage.
You go anywhere. . I follow you.
After marriage. .
You go anywhere. . up to you .
Lagi lama married.
I go anywhere, better go without you!!

Before wedding
you are my heart, you are my love'
After wedding
'you get on my nerves. '

Before wedding
'you are sweet and kind just like Cinderella'
After wedding
'you are worse than godzila'

Before wedding
Roses are red, violets are blue. Like it or not, I'm stuck with you
After wedding
Roses are dead, I am blue. You get on my head, I will sue you

Before wedding
Every makan he brings you to Shangri-La
After wedding
You want to go, he says you wait-la

Before wedding
She looks like Anita Sarawak
After wedding
Don't know whether katak or biawak

ATTENTION PLZ!!!

2008-12-19T02:26:00.000-08:00

To everyone in clhs CO..

who can go out to celebrate X'mas eve??

i just wanna know who's going out that day..

plz tell me on msn or sms me..xD

ASAP PLZ~!!!

我回来了!

2008-12-14T03:50:00.000-08:00

最近真的太多东西要做了..所以没有时间blogging..=P
才从新加坡回来不久..
要去团庆..级训营..
做apartment stay..
去gurney..
还要等待我的朋友借我 pendrive 才能放上部落格..
这个部落格还没有死..也不是我懒惰写..
只是抽不出时间..sorry lo..=]

DotA与做爱的共同点！~你可以不看不可以不信哦！

2008-11-18T05:05:00.000-08:00

这个post..copied from Ling Hoe..觉得很对!!哈哈

1.每次都是20-40分钟，碰上高手可以更久些
2.经常通宵，一晚上打10几局
3.看别人玩不如自己玩有意思，但是看高手对战也很有意思
4.开始时会聊上几句，后来就顾不上了
5.经验通过实战得来，技巧多半是看录像学来的
6.录像看多了会很烦
7.越久越有趣
8.新的打法总是很吸引人
9.变态的行为可以带来更多的乐趣
10.刚开始喜欢和新人玩，后来喜欢和有经验的人玩
11.有心得愿意贴出来，就像我现在做的
12、搞上了就跟你丫死掐！
13、第一次会特别紧张。。。。不知道如何下手
12,最常见的是1V1,偶尔2V2,3V3,或有达人可1V2,1V3出现
13,手指的灵活性都很重要
14,高潮阶段容易大声叫喊
15，一般是男的比较强~偶然能见到猛女~~
16:随着年龄的增长，玩的次数越来越少
17:老了以后就玩不动了，有心无力

LOL~

2008-11-16T20:03:00.001-08:00

Aerobus pitches mass transit system to Penang !!

2008-11-11T04:15:00.000-08:00

http://www.themalaysianinsider.com/index.php/malaysia/12198-aerobus-pitches-mass-transit-system-to-penang

PENANG, Nov 11 – Aerobus International Inc, designer and operator of the aerobus transport system, has pitched its system to the state government as a solution to the perennial traffic woes.
Aerobus Malaysia Marketing and Development director Datuk Aripin Mokhtar said the system, which is far cheaper and more efficient than the Light Rail Transit (LRT) or monorail, can solve the traffic congestion problem in the island state.
He said the aerobus, which uses passenger coaches just like the LRT or monorail and runs on the elevated mass transport system, was not only cheap but also free from air and noise pollution, safe and provide comfort to travellers.
“The aerobus can run in-between buildings, can be re-aligned to run on winding stretches or hilly terrain areas.
“It is different from a monorail, which requires vast land, higher cost and is not suitable for winding and hilly terrain contours,” he told a joint media conference with Chief Minister Lim Guan Eng.
Aripin said the aerobus, which runs on a track elevated 40 metres from the ground, can also be a tourist attraction.
He said the system is currently being installed across a lake in Weihai, China, and is slated for completion in 2010.
Aripin said the recommended aerobus system is of the fifth-generation model manufactured by a Houston-based American company, adding that it was previously used in Germany and Canada.
He said the 12-coach aerobus can carry 20,000 passengers one way in an hour with a speed of between 70km and 100km an hour.
Aripin said the company would bear the full construction cost of the system under a financing scheme to be determined later without involving any cost by the state government.
“For this mode of transport we need to install pillars to lay the cables while the aerobus can be assembled on the Penang Bridge without disrupting traffic flow,” he added.
Speaking at the same press conference, Lim said the state government would consider the the aerobus system.
He said the state government had previously received a proposal to build a monorail system in the state.
“I am happy as more choices are being offered to the people to opt for a system that is suitable, cheap, safe and comfortable,” he said.
Lim handed a letter from the state government to Aerobus International to conduct a feasibility study and submit a report in two months for the state government’s consideration.
“We are also inviting the people to give their views and feedback on the system. It is important that the public transport system that we pick must be suitable and practical to serve the people both in the island and the mainland.
“We want to have a public transport system that can be extended to the island, to Butterworth, Permatang Pauh and Bukit Mertajam,” he said.Lim said the proposed transportation system would not involve the heritage zone in the state.
He said the letter authorising Aerobus International to conduct a feasibility study did not mean the state government had agreed to the system but only that it wanted to know to what extent Penangites would benefit from the Aerobus system.– Bernama

2008-11-10T22:18:00.000-08:00

Aha..just playing with photoshop..
Umm..which 1 better?lol comments plz..

Friday, 7 Nov

2008-11-10T06:43:00.000-08:00

Ponteng again..haiz really nothing to do in school...

So this time..go gurney~ hehex

head..of ponteng-ers..zzz

and some 1st time ponteng ppl..hahx and me too~
Went to gurney..watch High School Musical~
But before that, we went..
Ta Da~ PASTAMANIA!
Delicious..wakakaz

Tiramisu~ (i don't know i spell it correctly or not)-.-

Take a pic 留念 sin..
That's all..byebye Gurney~ LOL

6th Nov Thursday

2008-11-10T06:12:00.000-08:00

Aikz..late post it because just get it from my friends..
No place to ponteng d..so we went Kek Lok Si..LOL~
See we so 凄惨(hokkien)..

And i went to buy a sweets..looks like a lollipop but..不好吃的..
TT

HUNDREDS of 乌龟..eee..

Umm..what are they looking at??

look how big is that "geli" thing at the bottom..

OMFG!!look this 2 乌龟 doing what..zz 十八岁以下不准看!

Finish a "quarter-day-trip"..lol

went to eat...

ahh~ nice laksa~!!!

6m reunion!! 8th Nov 2008

2008-11-08T21:30:00.000-08:00

Haiz..see la play so lame de game..zzz

yen nee and me

yen kai and ee lin

chee tat and phaik lin..er..one team dissapear d..zz

see yen kai's face..so "yam"..haha

so small..

SMALLER!! WTF!?

WINNER~ ta da~ but no prizes wan.. T.T

happy reunion~!!!

chee tat and yen nee's birthday~!

合照~

ends at 8.30..so early wan..lol

蜘蛛..哈哈

2008-11-07T22:23:00.000-08:00

现在来介绍我们蜘蛛一族..zzz

这一只..因练功走火入魔..变成一只老人妖..wakakaz

NEXT..

另一只蜘蛛..老二..哈哈

aikz..找不到一张比较像人的照片..所以放这张..千万不要吓到..

这只是一只蚂蚁..不是蜘蛛!!!!

最后一只..哈哈就是林伯了~~

2008 long and memorable year for me

2008-11-05T03:09:00.000-08:00

YEAR 2008 going to pass...WHAT I'VE DONE???

i think..i just did one thing in this year..
thing that i did is..
Defense Of The Ancient "DOTA"
i'll call it..
Dota Of The Addict..zz
almost everyday i'm playing it..
i've already addicted to it..lol ;P
every morning..GG garena..

Then..

Nothing but DotA...
Sometimes i'll play overnight..kinda sleepy though..
but i still playing it..i heard my friends said it bad to do that..i know..
i'll try to "FIX" it..thanks for ur advice~!! ^^

And now..he's graduate and going to study overseas d..3 years..since i was form 1 i already know him..because he's our CO leader..nice and caring ppl..haha..he teach me erhu..some kinda "ren2 shen1 dao4 li3".. it's nice to have a friend like him..haha hope we can spend this time together before u go study oeversea!!!and all the form 6 ppl that going to gradute too!!!!hehe..thanks for giving me so many advices..and thanks for bringing me to school when i woke up late too!!!!!lolx i still got LOTS of things wanna say..and thanks to all "spider"...i have many many unforgettable memory "kap siao" with them..lol..

last..GOOD LUCK in ur STPM if i'm not wrong...hahaha
don't everyday 游手好闲..i know u very clever liao..==
we all go out after ur exam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!^^

Cool song~

2008-09-27T02:29:00.000-07:00

dota - CLICK IT!!!

LoL..daniel..

2008-09-27T02:20:00.000-07:00

I took this movie from WEI HAW...the director..so funny..go and watch it..haha

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRo0jN59HFA

Nice camera for SALE!!!!

2008-09-27T01:38:00.000-07:00

My friend is selling his camera..i'm js lending a hand..^^

SONY A100 DLSR double lens kit all-in-1 package!!

Package includes:

1)Alpha 100 body (with box, neck-strap, CD-ROMs, battery charger, body cap, USB cable & warranty card if you need))

2) 18-70mm F5.3-5.6 lens

3) 75-300mm f4.5-f5.6 lens

4) HVL-F36AM Flash Light

5) NP-FM55H battery

6) NP-FM500H battery

7) 2GB CF card

8) Alpha-700 carrying case

For more information..plz contact:

H/p (call/sms) : [hong wei] - 017 468 5959

Email/Msn : huqinlehe@hotmail.com

Location : Gelugor, Penang .(Anywhere around penang would be ok!)

Item(s) conditions : Handle with love and care.Still in Excellent condition. No problem,no worry!

Age of item:9 months

Warranty:3 months more

Bac to Home~

2008-09-27T00:57:00.000-07:00

Back to home d~~ then..something bad hapened to me..==

i was goin to open my GG..to play dota..then..

Where's my CPU!!!!! what the @#$*!! T.T no more dota..zz

after reading a bit of books..walao so sienz..

js waiting the time to pass...~

My School Life..

2008-09-27T00:23:00.000-07:00

early in da morning..terpaksa to go skull..haiz==

this is where i sit..at the back of the class..

beside me..zhi rong..infront..kong..hehe^^

thats zhi rong..see..every1 is like "kum bang" in the morning..

he looks so STIM..

views outside my class...hmm..any leng lui??? LoL

PIMP?? my class gt so many pro graffiti-ers..haha

thats the NEON team...dota team actually..discussing their tournament yesterday???

dat sitting was their HEAD..alvin lee..where's "li hua jie"(kong)??

these two stil playing with their RUBBERSS ..how old r they now!??

alvin here... raping zhi rong..==

this is zhi wen..no comments on him...zzz

Woo~ daniel!! wad is he looking at?

yong lun..pointing his nice fingers at me...

wa..nice mask right?? guess who is this!?

last period..nothing to do..so i took a pic with me and zhi rong's leg..

dat "mo mo" de is zhi rong's leg..hehe

after that...tata to skul d lu..^^

Pin Seong Seafood and Economy Rice

2008-09-06T02:18:00.000-07:00

Pin Seong Seafood , a restaurant located near Tesco Extra Sungai Dua and Wisma Lip Sin.

Open by my fren's dad..They sell seafoods and economy rice , its affordable..and delicious too..

Here is the chef , Mr.Low , his cooking skills is good , you must try before you give any comment.

Here is some of their dishes :

*I'm not very clear with the name

For more information , please contact

Mr.Low - 016-4580386 ,

its delicious and affordable , we

hope that you will support !

RaiNy..

2008-09-06T01:54:00.000-07:00

"呜..下雨咯~" my fren daniel (大鸟) always said that in class..lol
when is the rain gonna stop!?

THINGS THAT i CAN'T DO WHEN there's RAINING :

No MOOD!!! WTF can't go anywhere!! cc also canot go.. T.T
canot play basketball..
canot watch ASTRO also!!! ( This service is currently not available ) ==
canot wear "sui sui"..because will become wet..swt..
many many more..dunno wan write wad d..

GoD..Our penang island gonna "tenggelam" d u know??

and i dunno how to swim leh..haha js kidding..

Nt funny rite?? =.=

sOrRy...

2008-09-03T06:42:00.000-07:00

sorry guys canot blogging now..PMR coming!! have to study d...lol..
cya after PMR..heeheex..^^

USA!!!

2008-08-24T02:25:00.000-07:00

USA finally wins in Beijing Olyimpic Basketball!!lol datz an exciting game..

USA vs Spain (118-107)

Kobe Bryant (my favourite player..^^)

And you know what?? i just found out LeBron's chinese nickname was "xiao huang di" in Beijing..kinda funny...

Ma DrEaM sHo3s..

2008-08-23T00:15:00.001-07:00

My birthday is coming...can some1 buy it 4 me..??lol js jokin..

EMiNEM~ the best rapperz

2008-08-19T04:22:00.001-07:00

Marshall Bruce Mathers III (born October 17, 1972),known as Slim Shady and his primary stage name Eminem, is an Academy Award-winning American rapper, record producer and actor. Having sold over seventy million albums worldwide, Eminem is one of the highest-selling rappers of all time.
Eminem quickly gained popularity in 1999 with his major-label debut album The Slim Shady LP. The following album, The Marshall Mathers LP, became the fastest-selling hip hop album in history, followed by an increasing amount of popularity, critical praise, as well as controversy. While Eminem has won many Grammy Awards, been praised for having "verbal energy", high quality of lyricism and been ranked at number nine on MTV's list of The Greatest MCs of All Time, he has often been infamous for the controversy surrounding many of these lyrics, including allegations of glorifying homophobia, misogyny, and violence.

MaLaYSia VS. CHiNa

2008-08-18T00:02:00.000-07:00

our malaysia only hope..

cant imagine malaysia will lost china with 1st round 12 - 21 and 2nd round 8 - 21..

Lin Dan only used 32 minute to defeat Lee Chong Wei..

but quite gud wad at least malaysia got silver..

better than no..

jia you in the next Olympic!! ^^

NeWBie~

2008-08-17T23:43:00.000-07:00

hey..

i'm kinda newbie here...

after i found out wadz my fren ( ALViN Lee Le SHeN ) blogging about..

i think it's fun with blogging..hehe^^

1st..about me..

i'm chong yik aKa soulz..nt really likes my real name..lol

15 dis year..born in Johor but live in Penang..

love penang.. (bcz gt many "CC"s) although dis island is very small..

i study in CLHS..kinda hate dis skull..always cut my hair!!hahaz

nice to meet all bloggers~~!!

datz it..BB =3